Saturday, August 15, 2009

Hardfest 2009 or lack there of.

obviously you've all heard about how piss poor this event turned out. everyone is blaming everyone else but the bottom line is that the people who attended were stupid. ended up getting chaotic and shut down by the fire marshall. that in itself would be no big deal. IF you didn't spend 500 dollars to fly to LA roundtrip from Denver. and that would be IF you didn't accidentally book your flight from LA to denver as opposed to Denver to LA. IF you didn't spend another 100 bucks changing the flights around the day before the event. IF you didn't waste 4 nights at a hotel. IF you didn't wait in line for 2 hours and have to bum rush security to get in the venue and hide in a porto potty. IF you didn't already spend 80 bucks a ticket and not see one group play. IF you didn't have 7 other friends meet you out there for the show from other states. So what do we do to ease the pain?? Let's go shopping on Rodeo drive and search for bargains. now that in itself would be fun, IF you were rich. But the weekend already totalling up to a G after rental car and hotel and flight, started to piss on my wallet. So we walk into Dulce and Gabbana if that's even how u spell it, and look at things I can't afford. Then this homo walks up to me and basically insinuates that i should leave the store because i'm wasting both of our time. now it could be because of this disgustingly gross growth on my upper lip at the time or the fact that i'm in hi tops and shorts sucking down a frozen yogurt (extremely delicious btw). whatever the reason i felt insulted. so i asked to see t-shirts thinking maybe i could waste more of his time and in fact win the game going on in my head. he in turn sticks his nose 7 inches higher in the air (didn't know that was possible) and takes me back to a drawer where he pulls out 4 different t-shirts (they don't even display t-shirts for sale). I then start examining the 'threads' on the t-shirt while trying to look at the price tag without actually looking at the price tag... turns out this little guy was ONLY 300 dollars. a complete and total bargain if you ask that faggot. being outraged at the weekend to begin with, i decide that it's time to teach this guy a lesson, and slap my card down on the table and stare off into the distance (completely encouraged by my friends at the time as well). only to make sure that my car payment is late by a week this month. my DDW but at least i won this chess match you faggot. thank you LA for giving me the gift of impotence.

here's a vid of ppl desperately trying to party in the parking lot of the LA forum when the riot police came and started kicking everyone out of the arena


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